Better yet, find out where he lives & slot the b**tard!

That's a new idea for Subscriber perks - a "nuke' em" button! What i wouldn't pay for one of those...

Hello Sir my name is Mr. ZAKI M'BOTO of the Royal Nigerian Reserve of Scale Models and I write to you with a mose urgent and important matter at hand.

One of my clients, the late Moses Odiaka, was a great billionaire and an avid scale modeller with over 20,000 kits of Dragon, Hobbyboss, Tristar, Tamiya and other manufacturers stored in one of the accounts.

He died suddenly of a heart attack and so far no next of kin has come to claim the kits. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the stash as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these kits out to a foreign offshore
Hobby Store for mutual sharing between myself and you.

By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying
claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late billionaire. I
will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company or
residential, also your bank name and account,where the money will be
transfer into.

When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the stash will be split
between us and others we shall also speak in details.

Most respectfully,
ZAKI M'BOTO.

Man, these guys are total noobies.
The only way they can get us interested might be one of these:

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Hello Sir my name is Mr. ZAKI M'BOTO of the Royal Nigerian Reserve of Scale Models and I write to you with a mose urgent and important matter at hand.

One of my clients, the late Moses Odiaka, was a great billionaire and an avid scale modeller with over 20,000 kits of Dragon, Hobbyboss, Tristar, Tamiya and other manufacturers stored in one of the accounts.

He died suddenly of a heart attack and so far no next of kin has come to claim the kits. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the stash as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these kits out to a foreign offshore
Hobby Store for mutual sharing between myself and you.

By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying
claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late billionaire. I
will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company or
residential, also your bank name and account,where the money will be
transfer into.

When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the stash will be split
between us and others we shall also speak in details.

Most respectfully,
ZAKI M'BOTO.

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