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(sorry, couldn't get the image to post on my browser)

I came across an article in "Carnivals and Fairs Monthly" That had an interesting piece on historical oddities. Part of the article refered to a small Panzer outfit in WWII. Seems Alois had a fling around 1901 with a certain Myra Kerplopple who had come to Linz to find the perfect Knackwurst recipe. After the rise of the more (in)famous son, the secret brother, Wilhelm, became somewhat of a nuisciance and embarassment for the Reich. In order to sweep the controversy out of public descretion, Goebbels was instructed to create a place of dignity, if not invisiblity for the half sibling to serve. Thus was born the "Freizeit Krieg" or Recreation War. Wilhelm was duped into believing that the Allies were in an all out Blitz to create chaos within the Reich by attacking the entertainmant Industry. Therefore, he was given the command of The (sorta) Elite Panzer Regimet 33 1/3 "Leibestandarte Kleine Willi". There Orders were to defend the KottonKandy Farben Gmbh near Gelnhausen, in Hesse. The unit was disbanded in 1944 when the aliies quickly overran the unit, after a Helium Balloon leak temporarily immobilized the unit.


*any resemblance to any persons, places or things is purely coincindental, as are spelling errors

Actually, it looks kinda cool.