As the most recent photos above showed I gave the ammo my best er shot - not perfect but it’s the best I could do against extreme Resistentialism…that’s “the innate malevolence of inanimate objects” …so it wasn’t your imagination either. The Quad assembly got 3 different greens - the ammo box shade is possibly closer to a Russian military green, the maxim jackets got their own hue and the podium yet another, the implication being that each of those items came to the truck at different times.
And so to the final instruction, Step 88:
…and that’s the designer’s other finger right there – no hosing was supplied in the box. Thanks again druzi! Had MiniArt done so the hoses could/should have been pre-moulded in the same polythene plastic as the ammo belts should have been made of. They might also be made of some totally limp material so they just hang & coil flat, as long as it was also tubular & paint-able. Bare wire e.g. solder is malleable enough but bending it into an arrangement that doesn’t defy gravity somewhere isn’t so easy – and how to securely cement such relatively heavy, rigid sculptures to the tiny plastic faucets/taps masquerading as fixing points?
After trialing various types of thread thickly coated in pva/Elmers, then acrylic paint – all failures – I settled for electrical wire light enough but with sufficient bend-memory (with the copper still inside) to do the job. Unsure if the “rubber” should be semi-gloss or flat black…?
Time to pull it all together - there’s a logical sequence to final assembly usually dictated by the necessity to paint, and the constant question “Do I really need to glue this yet?” because it’s just asking for trouble otherwise. The following sequence back-tracks to the pre-painted Quad, items still dry-fitted include podium, cargo tray & side-boards, driver, cab roof/back, doors…maybe the list of glued items is shorter
I fluked the tray floor, a welcome relief because I’ve always, always struggled to paint bare wood convincingly & whenever I get close, it slides away from nearly looking like wood to just being a mess of browns - so I ain’t touching it…
Last chance regarding the truck’s colour - I’ve been in 3 minds about it but after all the building hassles I’m looking for an easier life so disinclined to change the current colour, despite discussion earlier in this thread. And also because (a) there is no definitive Russian green anyway (b) as a tired 3 year-old vehicle this one’s probably had successive winter/summer camo over-paints, so by the time I’ve finished ageing/weathering it nobody’s going to be able to put a name to the shade (c) the 2- or 3-tone camo scheme idea sorely tempts me but I’m not sure I could pull it off well enough & I’ve invested way too much time in this kit already to take unnecessary risks…as Clint said, a man’s gotta know his limitations
Cab roof/back was slightly deranged (my fault) requiring revisions before fixing to the chassis. Then came the inevitable showdown with the wheels/suspension…sure enough I hadn’t got the rear axles perfectly level, meaning the front wheels were going to be at least 4mm off the ground…
Using blu-tac to hold the fronts in place for a couple of minutes I doused the rear axle attachment-points with cyano and gave it some heavy freight (there’s another sponsorship opportunity gone begging) to dry solid overnight…
Neat huh? Well I thought so until I came back the next day to find the freight hadn’t been exactly balanced in the sweet-spot over the axles (surely the result of a localised earth tremor after I left the room), because a fresh trial positioning of the fronts showed they’d be – you guessed it – still at least 2mm off the ground… er on the right side, and about 3mm on the left. I blazed new frontiers in profanity for some time grappling with that snafu, and the compounding problem of the hopelessly tenuous fixing points of the wheel hubs to the axle. And then miraculously I got a clear image in my mind from somewhere (it was nowhere near my actual train of thought…which had been derailed by another bigass block of Resistentialism ) and it looked something like this:
With one wheel cyano’d to the wire axle I could feed it through the geometry, perfectly hidden behind the “real” front axle, so all I had to do was re-weight the rear axles to make sure all those wheels stayed flat to the ground, glue the other wheel to the wire in situ, and with both fronts now resting on the ground cyano the wire to the back-side of the axle…
…and when dry…
Driver seems happy with it…maybe the fender needs tweaking…maybe not. Anyway that solution not only ironed out my various constructional defects in the suspension, but it should also ensure that the front wheels don’t fall off whenever a light breeze wafts across Antarctica.
Just 3 items left to glue: the cargo tray - not until its under-side/chassis/rear axles & wheels are muddied; the podium onto the tray – not until I’ve recruited a crew that fits in the limited space; and the passenger door – it wedges shut, which keeps my options open for the dio.
Next time: Q.E.D.