Hi guys, for a few weeks now Merlin has been telling me that all the Staff on armorama get certain perks, free champaign, parties with loads of young nymphettes, that sort of thing.
Could one of the members of staff please confirm or deny this claim?

That is if you can drag yourselves away from the birds and the booze!

DATELINE: Sunday, somewhere over the Carribean in the Armorama Lear-Jet

Absolutely untrue....

We're perfect angels here [wink wink]

Ahem!...sorry Martin, but you've got it all wrong.

Mind you, I'm speaking from inside information garnered from protected sorces, but the truth is that the Champagne is for the 'Management' level personnel only.

Whereas, the ' Executive' level individuals get well-aged Cognac poured into virgin Russian crystal glasses......

{....but this is just between you and I, don't tell anyone I told you.... }

(and just in case anyone's listening, I'll sign off with an assumed name...)

warm regards,

Harvey Finklestein.

Is THAT where our A team contributions go to? :-) Well dang, sign me up for staff member job.

Tread, you really had me going with
. I can't tell you where my filthy mind was going.

Well guys, I'm shocked and stunned that this story turns out to be true. I always assumed the staff members were clean living pious fellows, not rampaging party-animals.

Why do you think they always complain there is no time to work on building? They're working on models, but not the plastic kind

I really don't know what you're talking about - and I admit no participation in such rumors...

... now getting back to monitoring Earthly activities from our stealth space station...

Gunnie

Gunny, you weren't supposed to MENTION the space station... Next thing you'll be talking about the ARMORAMA (tm) black helicopters......Jim

I don't know what you are talking about, none of this is true.

(Oh, and Merlin, next time your "sisters" leave their swimsuits in the jacuzzi, I am taking back the Rolls keys.)

Sorry that I'm late...oops...gotta run...someone hyjacking my Rolls ...with Denise still in it..... darn...

bye

Now I know the truth, when you guys go on about the size of your 'stash' it's not plastic kits, it's champagne bottles, Cubas finest. The only plastic is in the *oobs of the models.

LOL, great thread. :-) :-)

Hmmm.....getting some ideas now.....

:-) :-) :-)

Jim

And..... what is wrong with "Animals"?????

Darn now people know the reason FOR my lack of energy! LOL :-) :-)

photo was taken in the recent Armorama Staff Crazy Party .i heard they do it everyday and bots maintain the site...and did you notice Jim still keeps the take a vacation survey there after his 4 days vacation? he wants another one.
:-)

so....after all these i believe that i am allowed to release my own info...that isaw Faust in an Greek Ionian island forest arguing with Angelina Jolie about persuading her wear the top of her bikini ...sorry Robert but the tortured me to death ....

Darn

The Armorama Intelligence service saw me even though all the messages I was heading for Aspen, Monaco, Saint Moritz, Las Vegas and Saint Tropee. Even though these precautions They found me... And I was only 2 Hours in greece, After the meeting with wonderfull miss Jolie I had to go in my Private Jet to go to all the other places mentioned :-) :-) :-) :-) For Serious Armorama Meetings.

Hhmmmmmzzz

woohoo u let yourself tell all the truth hah!!!sorry that i had to give u up !!!! and i didnt mentioned that half hour appointement with Monicca......in Athens

So are all Staff Members in on these perks, or are one or two deliberately kept in the dark about it to make sure that there is someone available to do the actual work?