Congrats Captain Jack!!!
As I passed the TV it flased the word "Jack"
which caused me to look back
at the railroad track
They were empty, the train long gone
but I looked around me knowing something was wrong
Picked up the phone and heard dialtone
Turned on the TV and saw Regis and Kathy Lee
Something was wrong; what could it be?
I looked at the computer, now I see!
ArmoramA on the screen there was not
I type in the address and am there in a flash
Then I hear Homer tell me, a private message, I've got!
Ol' Jack had sent me a message to tell me to stop ruining the art of poetry
The End
I could've saved a few English teachers from having headaches if that 'poem' had gone untyped... I should've just said 'congrats' and been done with it.
Congrats!!! :-)

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I'm done now #:-)
YodaMan