I had a few good sniper ideas, but those are for modern times. So to fulfill Keith's conditions I went looking for a WWII figure in 1/35 - my first in twenty years.
Since part and parcel of this contest is to share experiences with other wackos around the globe that set out to do the exact same thing (what a crazy idea, huh ?) It will be my pleasure to share my experience with you. So, without further ado, here's the first episode of my contest adventure.
Cold feet
Though the "snow" condition was lifted from the programme, I decided to try my skills on a winter wonderland landscape. I once made one with X-mas tree decorating spray and that had become a complete failure (to live up to my callsign name). To clear my reputation, I started looking around to find a good figure. Since I have half a kilo of 1/35 arms and heads stacked away in my magic modeling box, I hoped to find a figure that could be adapted in such way, that he really looks as if it's cold out there.
So I went to the specialist figure shop (one of the smallest shops in Antwerp, but a modelers' goldmine !) and sniffed through their secrets. Then I saw him. Discretely positioned between a Hitler Jugend drummer boy and a half naked Amazon princess, he stared me right in the eye. A German SS M42 gunner in Greatcoat. Not only he's wearing a spectacular winter uniform : he's so cold his head is tucked away in his collar and he's blowing his hands for some relief to his frozen fingers. That MG42 is probably all frozen, so he stood it up against his leg so he wouldn't have to touch the frozen metal. 13, 25 Euro down the drain, but I think my little friend is worth it and the rest of the vignette would be scratchbuilding (=cheap) anyway. Since he needed a name, I baptised him Volkmar. I'm not sure wether he likes the new name, but one thing's for sure : Volkmar was as happy as a squirl up a tree when I put him in my warm pocket.
This is not a picture of my own, but I already found a picture of Volkmar on the internet : A model by WOLF. Since I spent the last few years building trucks on 1/16 (120 mm series), I'm not familiar with all those new brands. I never heard of Wolf before. Some of their models look out of proportion, but others are little jewels. Volkmar looks just right.
(meet Volkmar : )

Snow
Aaaaah... the wonders of Armorama. Yesterday I still planned to try my luck on dry shampoo and white sugar to imitate snow, then I read a few posts on snow. And then... WHAM ! Without any warning I was introduced on one of these posts with a new product : microballoons. It took me half an hour to locate a shop that sells the stuff in the yellow pages, and a day off to go and get it, but for 5,33 Euro I now have 100 grams of the magic substance in my posession. If the police had stopped me with that, I'm sure I 'd still be explaining that its purpose is to make a snow diorama ! Now 100 grams sounds like very little, but this stuff is so light that you can fill a whole bucket with only a few hundred grams ! I still have to think how I'll do it, and what kind of building (to have that *#@!!§ window in the vignette) I will scratch. Maybe a farmhouse somewhere in the Ardennes. The ochre painted facade of a noble house in a Eastern European or Russian city...
Sigh. So many problems to face. I spend an hour in the car every morning and every night, in a huge traffic jam on the highway between Antwerp an Brussels and I've nothing better to do than to find a good idea. I'm sure that'll work !
Diorama base
Like most old houses, ours has stairs with wooden barristers. The bottom collumn is thicker than the others, and features a round decorated disc on thop. Perfect to serve as a diorama base. But since I won't risk my marriage on that, I had to use someone else's. Not too far from the airport, there's a guy who sells pieces of demolitioned houses : tiles, windows, stairs, fireplaces... It took him about 30 seconds to find what I was looking for and 30 minutes of discussing the price, but he let me have it for five Euro flat. It will take some polishing, filling the hole in the center and a coat of varnish, but it will look just the part for this vignette "campaign".
So. These were the incredible adventures of General Faillure, in the first episode of "Volkmar's cold feet". Watch out for the sequel !
(and finally, at my son's request, here's a few smileys he'd like to share with you :


