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Poll: Less then beautiful Tank?

shermanfreak

Joined: January 24, 2003
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Posted: Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 03:27 PM UTC
For me it has to be the M3 Lee...it's like the designers said oops...need another gun....where can we stick it where it will be the most useless...hhmmmm....the sponson.

SS-74

Joined: May 13, 2002
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Posted: Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 07:45 PM UTC
Gonna be the FT-17, the Somua, the Char B-1. And the AMX13/M24 Bastardization is very ugly too.
I actually like M3 Lee though.... call me weird. #:-)
I actually like M3 Lee though.... call me weird. #:-)

blaster76

Joined: September 15, 2002
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Posted: Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 07:54 PM UTC
Those WW! monsters are pretty freakin'ugly as well as those French Char...of course anything French is pretty ugly to me right now I love's "Freedom" fries
Posted: Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 08:52 PM UTC
any american tank, 'til the M1A1.
Chris
Panzer Schwein
Chris


Tanks46

Joined: June 02, 2002
KitMaker: 113 posts
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Posted: Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 09:19 PM UTC
My choice for the less "elegant" would be the Matilda 1 and all those tankettes - useless!
Butch Cassidy
Pig #3 Head Armorer
DSB

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Butch Cassidy
Pig #3 Head Armorer
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 12:24 AM UTC
For me this is the most ugly tank in the world.
I still don`t know what kind of idea the british had when they launched this thing. Probably the main purpose was to let the Germans laugh themselfes to death
I still don`t know what kind of idea the british had when they launched this thing. Probably the main purpose was to let the Germans laugh themselfes to death

DRAGONWAGON

Joined: February 05, 2003
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 01:12 AM UTC
What about the British Matilda, I know I don't like it!!!
John.
John.


yagdpanzer

Joined: August 21, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:35 AM UTC
My vote goes for the Matilda 1, ugliest little beastie I can think of. Looks like a rejected foundry billet with a tin can on top and tracks as an afterthought.


penpen

Joined: April 11, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 02:45 AM UTC
Faust, I must agree with you, the Bishop realy looks ugly !
The AMX13+M24 turret doesn't look good either. It just looses the little good looks it had with it's long cannon (derived from the panther's cannon).
But the Char B1 doesn't look so bad to me ! It looks it's age... and in 1940 it was a bad surprise to the german. It's cannon was able to pierce everything the germans had then ! But evolution took a big leap forward between 1940 and 1945 !
The AMX13+M24 turret doesn't look good either. It just looses the little good looks it had with it's long cannon (derived from the panther's cannon).
But the Char B1 doesn't look so bad to me ! It looks it's age... and in 1940 it was a bad surprise to the german. It's cannon was able to pierce everything the germans had then ! But evolution took a big leap forward between 1940 and 1945 !


RufusLeeking

Joined: January 18, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 08:16 AM UTC
I'll have to agree with Faust the Bishop Mk I, that is one ugly tank. Turret would make a great hot tub.


slodder

Joined: February 22, 2002
KitMaker: 11,718 posts
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 12:18 PM UTC
I read this thread a few days ago and said self "What Tank is Ugly?????" DIdn't have an answer. So I had to break out the Janes Tank Recognition book.
After a bit research I came to the conclusion that while the previously posted tanks definitely qaulify for wearing a decorative sashe in an Ugly contest.
My ultimate vote for the wearing of the Most Ugly Tank Tiara is the PT-76 Light Amphibious Tank from Russia.
Long, Tall, small road wheel, funcky turret, long barel. I think they got in the ugly line twice.
After a bit research I came to the conclusion that while the previously posted tanks definitely qaulify for wearing a decorative sashe in an Ugly contest.
My ultimate vote for the wearing of the Most Ugly Tank Tiara is the PT-76 Light Amphibious Tank from Russia.
Long, Tall, small road wheel, funcky turret, long barel. I think they got in the ugly line twice.

blaster76

Joined: September 15, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 07:55 PM UTC
Faust, I think you win the prize for the ugliest one at the dance. That one made me laugh. What kind of gun did they mount on that puppy?

ukgeoff

Joined: May 03, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:15 PM UTC
Blaster, technically the Bishop is motorized artillery (like the Priest or Sexton, which it pre-dates), and as such it carried the 25pdr field gun. I agree it aint pretty but it served its purpose untill the better designs came along.

ek

Joined: February 15, 2002
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Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 10:10 PM UTC
any french tank ever.
some ppl just don't have the touch.......
some ppl just don't have the touch.......

Posted: Friday, March 21, 2003 - 11:18 PM UTC
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Actually, and I know some of you may disagree, I think the STRV 103 is really ugly.
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CDT Reimund Manneck
U.S. Army ROTC
Here, here!! Thought that myself too...
brandydoguk

Joined: October 04, 2002
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 12:27 AM UTC
Here's one you may not know, the Conqueror heavy tank built by th British
in the 1950s. I think they took all of the bits left over when they designed the Centurian and hashed them together. I think the term today would be "aesthetically challenged."
in the 1950s. I think they took all of the bits left over when they designed the Centurian and hashed them together. I think the term today would be "aesthetically challenged."


M113

Joined: March 02, 2003
KitMaker: 411 posts
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 01:33 AM UTC
Speakin of uglyness...how bout British MkIV male tank ?
I may like the other one (cos its female) :-)
I may like the other one (cos its female) :-)

MichalBT

Joined: July 03, 2002
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 02:42 AM UTC
I vote for Conqueror, too. But the strangest AFV (not only tank) is Alkett Mineraumpanzer
Michal
Michal
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