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GunTruck
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 04:43 AM UTC
Awww NUTS!

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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 04:47 AM UTC
does this mean I've failed my driving test? :-)
BroAbrams
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 04:53 AM UTC
It's just a minor scratch, a buffer will take that right out.
GeneralFailure
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 05:34 AM UTC
I can imagine a very Gary Larson-esque situation just two seconds earlier in the front truck's cabin : "Whoa ! Watch that squirl, Jim !"
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 06:13 AM UTC
"Okay, I depressed the clutch, let up on the gas...what was it I was supposed to do with the brake?" #:-)
matt
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 06:36 AM UTC
I hope it's not coming out of my paycheck!!!!!!!
mikeli125
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 07:58 AM UTC

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I hope it's not coming out of my paycheck!!!!!!!


it does in the british army used to be 10% of damageif you were at fault ouch #:-)
Ok heres another
who told you that you could do a 3 point turn here!
PLMP110
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 09:00 AM UTC


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Memo to Staff: Due to the incident from the above photo, there is now a 2 drink limit for drivers.

Patrick
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 09:05 AM UTC
For the new one I've got a few

... Ahhh Sh*&...
For the guys in back - And you think traffic is bad in California?
...I said the OTHER pedal....
ModlrMike
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 09:37 AM UTC
Objects may be closer than they appear.
KFMagee
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 09:38 AM UTC
Two Captions



"Okay... let's make sure I have your orders correct. Major.... first we sink several panzers in the river, and then we walk across the top of them to the other side and keep our feet dry... is this the gist of your brilliant idea?"

or

"The earliest conceptual business model of a Nazi Drive-Thru tank wash"

KFMagee
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 09:43 AM UTC
And for the second photo:



"The 3rd Division was not well trained in close quarter armored combat"

or

"When they say 'Objects in mirror are closer than they appear', they weren't kidding!"
crossbow
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 06:34 PM UTC
Hello AA? It seems that my vehicle is stuck in the bushes, can you send someone over please?

Kris
mikeli125
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 10:25 PM UTC


you idiot thats not what I ment when I asked for a game of squash!

Or
Major Rob was starting to regret inviting the armorama crew over to his motorpool!
Golikell
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Posted: Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 11:25 PM UTC
When I told you to turn left, I meant at the next corner!!!!!!
Or..
I told you to watch out for that banana
BroAbrams
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Posted: Friday, October 10, 2003 - 01:43 AM UTC

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Major Rob was starting to regret inviting the armorama crew over to his motorpool!
Definitely the best one.
almonkey
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 07:49 AM UTC
its no good sarge, we definitly need a longer bridge
almonkey
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 07:53 AM UTC
or....... so,you,re telling me the U-321 is now on its way to kursk!
Merlin
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 07:58 AM UTC
"It's OK Sarge, I've finished the "Danger! Weak Bridge" sign!... Ohhh... "
BroAbrams
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 02:09 PM UTC
Okay, it's my turn to propose a caption contest. I think the previous 48 hour time limit is good so we start NOW!

andy007
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 04:39 PM UTC
Mine for Robs photo is
"Presenting the lastest up to date weaponary system for the New Zealand Air force. The government will provide weapons you just BYO aircraft."
Davhowell
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 04:55 PM UTC

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Okay, it's my turn to propose a caption contest. I think the previous 48 hour time limit is good so we start NOW!



"Introducing the new CO-Pilot Seating Area. It Seems that Most Co-Pilots Prefer to be in the Aircraft. But Studies show that its easier to spot targets this way."

"HEY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!!!!"
Manchu34
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 05:14 PM UTC
Caption for # 1: "You and your negative thinking. I told you to think positive!" from Kelly's Heros.

Caption #2: I told you just because you are driving a Big tractor trailer, the vehicle in front wouldn't move out of your way.

Caption #3" The Wing Commander's interpetation for the new Ground Support technigue.
mikeli125
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Posted: Monday, October 13, 2003 - 09:30 PM UTC

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Okay, it's my turn to propose a caption contest. I think the previous 48 hour time limit is good so we start NOW!


everyone knew to expect cut-backs in the defence budget but this was
really taking the piss!

the co-pilot realized the skipper wasnt kidding about what would happen to
him if he didn't stop farting in the cockpit

ladies and gentleman we are pleased to anounce the next generation of
JDAM
ModlrMike
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Posted: Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 06:05 AM UTC
1. The next iterration of smart bombs.

2. Wingman is not a literal phrase.
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